SERVICES

poor georgie’s almanack:

One obvious reason America’s health care, infrastructure, education, personal safety, etc., are way behind other modernized nations … their citizens and businesses pay more taxes, so they get much better government services.

 “Duh!”

 

The mechanics, or physics, or both of a pun

I do not understand a paradox.

I do not understand a quantum.

I do not understand cats.

I certainly do not understand physics, philosophy, electricity nor most heavy scientific stuff.

But, I do recognize a pun that deserves to be a classic.

**%#!**$#

 poor georgie’s almanack

My grandparents complained about the “dirty” vocabulary of their kids.  

My parents threatened to wash my mouth out with soap.  

Next thing I knew I was bitching at my kids’ language.  

And today, I swear, the little ones are just talking shit.  

Beauty is like Gravity

Aug. 7, 2019

poor georgie’s almanack:    

No one totally understands beauty or gravity, but both sure are attractive.