Ahh Haa!

August 26, 2014 

poor georgie’s almanack:

Why senior citizens are friendly:  They never Metamucil they didn’t like.

Why are they egging us on?

poor georgie’s almanack:

Eggs again have been declared “healthy.”

After all these years, it turns out, the yolk was on us.

Weighty decisions

poor georgie’s almanack:
For some it is “justice.” 
For others, “just us.”

Bush metamorphose

poor georgie’s almanack:

Famed portrait artist George W. Bush has morphed into a superb ex-president (really).  Mr. & Mrs. Bush did the best ALS ice bucket challenge so far.  He keeps his mouth shut about the reality of the world in which we now live.  W is a great example for others of his administration.  They too, should take up art.  In his present incarnation, W has become as genuinely likable as his old geezer, airplane-jumping, father.

We need it, you pay for it

poor georgie’s almanack:
America could buy a controlling interest in “The New World Economic Order.”
But, Congress can’t decide whose credit card to swipe.

Tooth Truth?

poor georgie’s almanack:
Evidence:  Slick WSJ mag has 170 photos of dazzling models.
A mere 11 are smiling.

Conclusion.  Fashion models have bad teeth.

Which statement is on target?

poor georgie’s almanack:

What's the answer?

New survey shows only 23% of Americans think blind people should legally own guns? 

Or, a walloping 23% agree?

An arch comment

poor georgie’s almanack:
Store bought shoes are the arch enemies of people with flat feet.
 

Cloudy forecast?

poor georgie’s almanack:
Obama rode Hope to victory.  As the next race approaches, and uncontrollable darkness obscures the future, Hope is fading.

Fade (verb): dim, dissolve, degenerate, die, deviate to the right (in golf).