Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Scary Halloween

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1952: The VERY scariest Halloween threat was polio.

It’s spreading again because some refuse to inoculate their kids.

Supposedly, infected "freedom fighters" from Pakistan are the culprits.

Monday, October 28, 2013

Tea Party

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The Tea Party would be more popular if it launched a crusade to defund Congress.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Veni, Vidi, Vici

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Mass Transit Conductor (noun, from the Latin):

Fast-paced Pope Francis keeping Vatican minions on track.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Obamacare

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Birth of a notion.

Weirdly enough, Obamacare is based on a Heritage Foundation concept. 

They were for it before they were against it.

Monday, October 21, 2013

Aaddams family revisited

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Lurch-Bible-thumping pork-bellied legislator

Fester-Govt. inflicted trauma

Itt: Us the ones tagged with the check

Sunday, October 20, 2013

F***

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The all-powerful “F” word ...

Fear.

Saturday, October 19, 2013

high flyers

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Outre Banks -- After the Fonz jumped the shark it was all down hill. 

Looks like JP Morgan jumped the whale.

high flyers

Friday, October 18, 2013

Job openings

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Want-ad:

Be a govt. employee.

Get weeks-long paid leave/furlough.

But, who will be around to write your checks?

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

government geniuses worldwide

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Pakistan tea party logic.
Govt. turned off AC to ease a power crisis, telling workers not wearing sox is cool.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

responsibility

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Default (noun). 
1. Obama. 
2. Bush.
3. Anyone but me.

Monday, October 14, 2013

roles

poor georgie’s almanack: 

The role of government in a rural society is very different than in an urban society.

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

DEBT

poor georgie’s almanack:

Boehner wins. 

He gets two news conferences today vs. Obama’s single conference. 

Both talk to cameras, but not to each other.

No wonder Chinese, Saudis, Japanese and others holding a zillion dollars worth of US Treasury bonds are thinking about pulling the rug out from our savings.

A little conversation starter for your next tea party.

Ask if your guests still think all politics is local.

Sunday, October 6, 2013

I also can be found under F

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Congress (biblical definition):
What they are doing with us.

Saturday, October 5, 2013

think about it

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When was the last time you saw a rural school listed among America's top high schools? 
Unfortunately, School Boards in rural #Tea Party districts prepare students to be workers who follow directions, not thinkers.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Government shutdown

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The National Zoo has been shut down.

Even the Baboon House on Capitol Hill is closed to visitors.

Those inside, however, will continue to feed at the trough.