Thursday, January 30, 2014

elevator speech

poor georgie’s almanack:
Something to tell your fellow elevator rider just before you step out. 
“Dark clouds weigh more than light.”

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Rx

poor georgie’s almanack:

The chaplains of the House and Senate must be on high dosages of Zoloft.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Caught in the middle

poor georgie’s almanack:

As always, from Troy to the GW Bridge,
from Aleppo to Chechnya and Sochi,
it is the innocents caught in the crossfire who suffer the most.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Information is power

poor georgie’s almanack: 

About 1850 a thin telegraph wire and cheap paper fueled the greatest changes in the history of humans. 

Information is power.

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

HELP!!

poor georgie’s almanack:
It snowed in the Washington area today. 
The government was closed. 
Is that good or bad?
So far 50% of my friends think it is good, 50% bad. 
As usual in this world of social media, I depend on my friends to determine what I think.
I clearly need help.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

It is all about U

poor georgie’s almanack:

I just realized the meaning of life clearly is within my reach.

It is between the Y and the I on my computer keyboard.

Friday, January 17, 2014

Hindsight

poor georgie’s almanack:

Ben Franklin said. “Tis easy to see, hard to foresee.”

We spot galaxies as far away as they are old, but still can’t get no satisfaction.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Bridge work

poor georgie's almanack:
The jury is still out on whether The George Washington will be Gov. Christie's Bridge To Nowhere.

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Friday, January 10, 2014

Kim Chum

poor georgie’s almanack:

Are the North Koreans paying Dennis Rodman and friends … and should he register as a lobbyist?

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Oh yeah!

poor georgie’s almanack:

We complain about our government, but forget that our ancestors could have settled in Zimbabwe.

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Saturday, January 4, 2014

a driving shame

poor georgie’s almanack:
Latest definition of textual deviates. 
People who do it while driving.