SERVICES

poor georgie’s almanack:

One obvious reason America’s health care, infrastructure, education, personal safety, etc., are way behind other modernized nations … their citizens and businesses pay more taxes, so they get much better government services.

 “Duh!”

 

The mechanics, or physics, or both of a pun

I do not understand a paradox.

I do not understand a quantum.

I do not understand cats.

I certainly do not understand physics, philosophy, electricity nor most heavy scientific stuff.

But, I do recognize a pun that deserves to be a classic.

**%#!**$#

 poor georgie’s almanack

My grandparents complained about the “dirty” vocabulary of their kids.  

My parents threatened to wash my mouth out with soap.  

Next thing I knew I was bitching at my kids’ language.  

And today, I swear, the little ones are just talking shit.  

Beauty is like Gravity

Aug. 7, 2019

poor georgie’s almanack:    

No one totally understands beauty or gravity, but both sure are attractive.  

Toast

poor georgie’s almanack: 

A savvy friend says the primary fear of white-bread voters is the browning of America … a fear that too many citizens will be born with the skin color of a Bethlehem Jewish man named Jesus. 

They have a half-baked idea that their life style will be toast.  

No Irish or Italians need apply ... send them back

poor georgie’s almanack: 

My Facebook friends of a certain age post things like “always remember what grandma told you!”  History tells us that some of their grandparents didn’t like Irish and Italians.  They wanted to send them back to where they came from.

Sad story

July 16, 2019

poor georgie’s almanack

Sad story:  

He wiped away her tears … and accidentally her eyebrow.  

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