SMIRK

poor georgie’s almanack:  Globalization

You can buy this smirking symbol of authority online. It appears to be an exact duplicate of a real badge.

 People posting on the inter-web, including a guy who claims to work for a Japanese museum, say the knock-offs are made in China. 

国土安全保障省税関国境保護局国境警備隊

 

 

NEWS Vs OLDS

poor georgie’s almanack: 

NEWS self-defines itself. It is about what is new. 

OLDS is a former car brand. It died because it was boring.

Tasty Watergate?

poor georgie's  almanack: 

I put a Watergate-era bumper sticker on a table. The cat found a corner to be tasty. 

What would Ben Franklin say?

Computers and birth

 poor georgie’s almanack: 

Computers are the natural evolution of the brain because brain size is limited by width of a woman’s cervix.

Impeachment ... Just sayin

poor georgie’s almanack:

FYI: For those interested in impeachment.

Beware of unintended consequences.

Just sayin.

 The current presidential order of succession is:
1 VP Mike Pence (R)
2 House Speaker Paul Ryan (R)
3 Pres. Pro Tem Senate Orrin Hatch (R)
4 Sec State Rex Tillerson (R)
5 Sec Treas Steven Mnuchin (R)
6 Sec Defense James Mattis (Ind)
7 Atty Gen Jeff Sessions (R)
8 Sec of Interior Ryan Zinke (R)
9 Sec Agriculture Sonny Perdue (R)
10 Sec Interior Wilbur Ross (R)
11 Sec Labor Sec of Labor Alex Acosta (R)
12 Sec HHS Tom Price (R)
13 Sec HUD  Ben Carson (R)
— Sec Trans Elaine Chao (R) INELIGIBLE, BORN OUTSIDE USA
14 Sec Energy Rick Perry (R)
15 Sec Education Betsy DeVos (R)
16 Sec Veterans Affairs David Shulkin (Ind)
17 Sec Homeland Security John F. Kelly (Ind)

Mother Nature

poor georgie's almanack:

Many claim to speak FOR Mother Nature.

I want to speak WITH her.

Watergate in the air

poor georgie’s almanack:

Just back from the sweet smells of a New Hampshire Spring to find a rancid whiff of Watergate in the atmosphere.

   

photo © Hendri Venter www.DigitalWild.co.za