Near-sighted visionaries

poor georgie’s almanack:

Idiot (noun): anyone who claims to know what “we” should do next in the Mideast or Ukraine.

Seat belts are not enough

poor georgie’s almanack:

Control freaks. 

Here and there, those speeding societies backwards refuse to use the other two rear-view mirrors.

The F word

poor georgie’s almanack:
The F word. Feckless.
Someone struggling to write a sentence including the word feckless.

Omelet couplet

poor georgie’s almanack:
Hens deserve more respect.
They give up their children and their thighs
so we can emit our satisfied sighs.

Boom Boom

poor georgie’s almanac:

After bombing of his cavalcade, Afghan presidential candidate Abdullah Abdullah said said he was undeterred, undeterred.

Snowden

poor georgie’s almanack:

Pop goes the weasel:

When the Russians finally put pressure on Snowden to spill his guts.

cheer up

poor georgie’s almanack:

Pessimism is such a downer.