Saturday, January 4, 2014

a driving shame

poor georgie’s almanack:
Latest definition of textual deviates. 
People who do it while driving.

Monday, December 30, 2013

U gotta love the status quo

poor georgie’s almanack:

I’m still holding!

Obamacare can’t be bad online or phone as my private insurer. 

Politics drive the arguments not the solutions.

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Saturday, December 21, 2013

$ + and -

poor georgie’s almanack: 

A wise man from Charleston explained the reason for fiscal inequality. 

“It is a jungle out there,” he said, “but lions like to eat.”

Friday, December 20, 2013

Time for a time-out?

poor georgie’s almanack:

Monotheistic religions claim the same father.

The kids’ long, barbaric battles for his attention raise concern for his parental skills.

Thursday, December 19, 2013

end of the year sale

Poor georgie’s almanack

Merchandise offered in the annual Congress end-of-the-year sale is shoddy. 

No one wants it. 

Time to restock?

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Powerball Jackpot

poor georgie’s almanack

Today’s reality check. 

The return on our investment in the Powerball is the same as the return on our IRA.