poor georgie's almanack:

It is illegal for the Feds to read my mail, but OK for Google to read my mind.

poor georgie’s almanack:
Absolutely nothing is absolute.

poor georgie’s almanack:

User-manuals written by the gods and founding fathers omitted electricity.

No wonder our moral GPS has us going in circles.

poor georgie’s almanack: 

Canadians are so rational and cool. 

Their one-dollar coin is called the Loonie.

poor georgie’s almanack:

He who cast the first Thrones is without sin.

poor georgie’s almanack:

I suspect governments (local/state/national) spend more on things related to weather than anything else.

poor georgie’s almanack. 

Send in the clones. 
Russians found frozen Woolly Mammoth with liquid blood and muscles still red.

Or maybe Hello Dolly, only bigger and better.