Corinthians version 2

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Take two (I.e., next version).

Can you Trump this?

2 Corinthians walk into a bar. Second Corinthian says …

Trumping the bible

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Two Corinthians walk into a bar. 

The Second Corinthian says …

Iowa Reality TV tonight

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Tonight’s Iowa reality shows.

Trump vs Fox (unranked) and U of Iowa basketball (AP ranks #3) vs U of MD (#8). 

Go Hawks.

picture worth 1000 words

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A picture still is worth a thousand words.

Why nothing makes sense

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The New World Information Order:

If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck, it must be a banana.

They are mad

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The candidates are mad.  All definitions work,

including the old standby, Mutual Assured Destruction.

Blame the math

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Math:

Our problems began in a murky primordial ooze when a mutant single cell learned how to divide and multiply.

Flu shots

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Anti-vaxxer question.

KO’d by flu, Woodrow Wilson spent much of the WW1 peace treaty talks, in his bed and bathroom.

Arguably, with his weakened input, the world suffered more than he did.

Kinda makes you wonder if your candidates and those close to them are immunized?

The TP question of the day

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Did you ever wonder if testing toilet paper could be a full time job?

Headbanger

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NFL report: Not quite there yet.
After 100 years, still testing helmets.

Today's news

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Presenting today’s visual metaphor for news about the world, its politics, and the megalomania of leadership. Cheers!

Cred

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Almost everything that I thought was sacred has lost its cred.

Another New Year

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And so another New Year begins.
A lot like last year.It will be an interesting ride.