Sunday, June 30, 2013

Friday, June 28, 2013

poor georgie's almanack

Arms were made for hugging.  (Thank you Susan)

Thursday, June 27, 2013

poor georgie’s almanack:

The unthinkable is no longer impossible.

Monday, June 24, 2013

poor georgie’s almanack:
Millionaires make up about half of Congress.
Of course, they don’t want change.
They want checks.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013


poor georgie’s almanack:

Irredentist (noun)

A Gaza orthodontist and his Tel Aviv counterpart.

Monday, June 17, 2013

poor georgie's almanack:

It is illegal for the Feds to read my mail, but OK for Google to read my mind.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

poor georgie’s almanack:
Absolutely nothing is absolute.

Friday, June 7, 2013

poor georgie’s almanack:

User-manuals written by the gods and founding fathers omitted electricity.

No wonder our moral GPS has us going in circles.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

poor georgie’s almanack: 

Canadians are so rational and cool. 

Their one-dollar coin is called the Loonie.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

poor georgie’s almanack:

He who cast the first Thrones is without sin.

Monday, June 3, 2013

poor georgie’s almanack:

I suspect governments (local/state/national) spend more on things related to weather than anything else.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

poor georgie’s almanack. 

Send in the clones. 
Russians found frozen Woolly Mammoth with liquid blood and muscles still red.

Or maybe Hello Dolly, only bigger and better.