Poor Georgie's Almanack
Sunday, June 30, 2013
poor georgie’s almanack
Virtually nothing is private.
Friday, June 28, 2013
poor georgie's almanack
Arms were made for hugging. (Thank you Susan)
Thursday, June 27, 2013
poor georgie’s almanack:
The unthinkable is no longer impossible.
Monday, June 24, 2013
poor georgie’s almanack:
Millionaires make up about half of Congress.
Of course, they don’t want change.
They want checks.
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
poor georgie’s almanack:
Irredentist (noun)
A Gaza orthodontist and his Tel Aviv counterpart.
Monday, June 17, 2013
poor georgie's almanack:
It is illegal for the Feds to read my mail, but OK for Google to read my mind.
Saturday, June 8, 2013
poor georgie’s almanack:
Absolutely nothing is absolute.
Friday, June 7, 2013
poor georgie’s almanack:
User-manuals written by the gods and founding fathers omitted electricity.
No wonder our moral GPS has us going in circles.
Thursday, June 6, 2013
poor georgie’s almanack:
Canadians are so rational and cool.
Their one-dollar coin is called the Loonie.
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
poor georgie’s almanack:
He who cast the first Thrones is without sin.
Monday, June 3, 2013
poor georgie’s almanack:
I suspect governments (local/state/national) spend more on things related to weather than anything else.
Saturday, June 1, 2013
poor georgie’s almanack.
Send in the clones.
Russians found frozen Woolly Mammoth with liquid blood and muscles still red.
Or maybe Hello Dolly, only bigger and better.
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